Define Yourself, Definition of Your Life !!!

A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner.   Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Others ... diners watched him in disgust while his son was calm.   After he finished eating, his son who was not at all embarrassed, quietly took him to the wash room, wiped the food particles, removed the stains, combed his hair and fitted his spectacles firmly.   When they came out, the entire restaurant was watching them in dead silence, not able to grasp how someone could embarrass themselves publicly like that.   The son settled the bill and started walking out with his father.   At that time, an old man amongst the diners called out to the son and asked him, "Don't you think you have left something behind?".   The son replied, "No sir, I haven't".   The old man retorted, "Yes, you have! You left a lesson for every son and hope for every father".   The...

1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gra ... cefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.   2. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.   3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.   4. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it some day.   5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.   6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.   7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.   8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.   9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with som...